Thursday, July 27, 2006
Anti-Emo Alliance
by Irena the Croatian
I saw an emo skateboarder last night—seriously with the hair, undersized clothes, and all—and a skateboard. What the fuck is wrong with this fucking world?? Why is an emo kid skateboarding?? I took it as an insult - personal insult. He insulted my intelligence in the comprehension of the society of this ever-growing culture that I've just so happened to be exposed to for the last 8 years. It's an ever-learning process, and just when I think I've figured it all out I see a fucking emo kid with a skateboard. The first thing that I noticed was the skateboard. So my first instinct was to pull over and hand him a P-Nuckle flyer. Even if he's underage and can't come to the show... he can check them out and show up for the next all-ages. And they usually do, and they usually love it. But then I noticed the hair—and then the clothes. WHAT THE HELL!?!??! I wonder if we have emos in any part of ex-Yugoslavia.
On that note, I've decided to start a Denver chapter of the Anti-Emo alliance. I need to have a chat with the P-Nuckle guys about it. AAE. I'm reserving it.
Off to Texas
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fuckin emos
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